The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2960170
Posted By: Amos
07-Aug-10 - 02:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Oh, you frivolous braggart!! Own up to your faults and flaws and make amends for your offenses against Our Mom, and then we'll see.

As for discipline, let me just cite a few comparable statistics between us, shall I?

Number of years steadily employed?

Number of years happily married?

Academic credits earned?

Sea miles successfully transited?

Shipboard fires extinguished?

Underwater miles traverses successfully?

Technical documents produced?

Well, enough. I think the issue of discipline and self-control is quite well documented.

But say, George, you know full well we have, in spite of our many bouts of banter, always considered you a friend, and hoped you reciprocated in that esteem. Wherefore then have you not shared your recent adventures? Enquiring minds and all that...