Oh! I am crushed sir. Crushed. I shall crawl off to my corner and ponder my many shortcomings, having been totally chastened and discombobulated by your stilleto-like and incisive remarks which have laid my soul bare and reduced me to emotional penury.

My recent adventures? Naw....you wouldn't find them that interesting. Today, for example, I plan to mow the lawn.

See? ;-)