"Something For The House"

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and
the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and
later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at
the front door, and as she stood at the top of the
stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk,
trying to navigate the stairs.

"Do you realize what time it is?" she said.

He answered, "Don't get excited, I'm late because
I bought something for the house."

Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran
down the stairs to help him, she said, "What did
you buy for the house, dear?"

His answered, "A round of drinks!"