God Rest ye Merry Gentleman sounds sort of Russian if you sing it kind of fast and punctuate each line with a deep 'Hey!'God rest ye merry gentlemen let nothing you dismay, HEY!
Remember Christ our saviour was born upon this day, HEY!
To save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astraaaaaay
Oh tidings of comfort and and joy (vodka!) comfort and joy (VODKA!)
Oh tidings of comfort and joy. (Ha Hey!)