I'm on the market for a small dog, preferably un-adoptable. It has to be small enough that I can carry it if needs be, and un-adoptable because my notion has been to give each dog a happy ending, one by one.

Last night I dreamt that I was given an Irish Wolfhound . He lay down on my recliner and couldn't get his hindquarters onto it; his hind legs were still on the floor.


Well, humph.