I been readin' this, eh? But I got here kinda late in the day? It seems like I missed the chance to majerly offend this fliphead Harry Crotchrot. Too flippin' bad! He sounds like he desperitely NEEDS to be offended...about as bad as the ugliest skank in town needs you-know-what from you-know-who! Geez. Waht an oppertoonity. And I missed it. Dang.

Maybe he will come back. I flippin' hope so.

- Shane