Yo, Ms. C-burger, I got piccures that even you don't know about, ya hear???

Mess with Hairy an' I'll send 'u on to a friend of mine who also happens to be a friggin' reporter for that commie Washington Post!!!

You want that??? Well, hell no, ya'don't... so here is what you do... First, unlock poor Hairy from the basement and get him some nice food, then...

...call 1-800-BETTYFORD... Heck, son, right there on yer dialy thing... Ain't Menza...

B~