Hey! Former Missus Crotchrot! I can't flippin' beleev that you are leechin' off yer ex-husbind like that and extorthing money outta him. WHY don't YOU get a flippin' JOB at Tim Hortons or the liberry or something like enny desent woman in this town would and support HIM fer a change? Huh? Whaddya think womens are for anyways? They hold down the jobs way better than men do and they are MADE for workin'. Men are basicly made for drinkin', layin' around, smokin' weed, gettin' high, fixin' the truck, and other stuff like that, eh? Any fool KNOWS this!

Why don't you take the flippin' bull by the flippin' horns and stop extraploitin' yer poor ex fer all he has got? No wonder the guy has lost all his flippin' condifence and became a wimp!

I would never marry someone like you. Never. I ain't stupid and that is why I still got 2 balls in the side pocket. Boy, poor Harry. I am startin' to feel sorry fer this guy.

Maybe I will not offend him after all when he shows up. Instread I will give him advice on dealin' with pushy broads who don't flippin' know there prauper roll in life, eh?

- Shane