Two Leopards a sitting alone in a bar.
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One had a Drum and the other Guitar.
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The Landlord had a terrible fear
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He would be outa pocket for selling no beer
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Then came Woodsie Pierre and Kenningham too
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Beer sales suddenly shot throiugh the roof?
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Kenningham thought Pierre had drunk from his Pint
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He started sweating and near died of fright
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