A couple more Midwesternisms, and a question for Brits.

It's never simply "eye", but eye-ball. Never "pen", but always ink-pen.

A strange turnabout: instead of, "let's see if we can find the key," it's "let's see if we can't find the key."

For Brits ... I have been watching a Britcom called Last of the Summer Wine, about some old folks in a village. They are using words like "summat" for something, and "tha" for you. What part of Britain would this be??

Johnny in Oklahoma City