I am sure that those were not serious comments. I am sure, even from his name, that bumcat is on a wind-up and I strongly suspect he is one of Jumbo Gumbo (although I suspect that the delicate cajun flavours of gumbo, the stew, would be much altered by inserting an elephant) trying a different tack on shameless self-promotion.

Meanwhile, who are the Pacific Prawns and indeed who is Fido's least favourite squeezer? Enguiring minds want to know.