Southend, I found a ride with no dressin'
I watched them, they've made quite an impression
Green Scream, let me in and stop messin'

There's a roller coaster
And the name it goes by is "the Green Scream"
Don't know what they're doin'
But they don't wear much aboard the Green Scream
Wish they'd let me in
So I could get a touch aboard the Green Scream

Knocked once, tried to tell them I'd been there
Door slammed, hospitality's thin there
Wond'rin' just what's goin' on in there

Saw an Essex lady
In a a striking pose aboard the Green Scream
And for some strange reason
I could see no clothes aboard the Green Scream
All I want to do
Is to be one of those aboard the Green Scream

I stripped off, yes I'd made my decision,
Naked, I stood and begged for admission,
But Tracy just wouldn't give me permission,

That's Miss Tracy Jones,
She is the organiser of the Green Scream
She said, "I'm sorry, son,
But we've sufficient numbers on the Green Scream
We're the record breakers,
But there's no more room aboard the Green Scream.

Southend, I found a ride with no dressin'
I watched them, they've made quite an impression
Green Scream, let me in and stop messin'