I have The computer. I don't have The TV. I don't have The cell phone. I don't have The ipod. I don't have The snow blower. I don't have The blackberry. I have The washer. I have The dryer. I don't have The car. I don't have The Osterizer. Yeah, I got some of The whatever...

I'm with Sinsull- I rarely get bored. At least, I'm not bored if I have control over my surroundings. Last week I was at a really, really strange and bizarre, ego-driven event where I eventually thought that if the MC showed up on stage just one more time with her peculiar combination of whine, plea and gushy, I was going to yell something extremely rude.