Okay, just what the flip is goin' on around here, eh? The little brother stoled $150 bucks outta my wallet while I was asleep, took the last 5 beer away too, and my car keys, and has took my truck and split to parts unknown! What the flip! Some bolthole on yer flippin' forum made this happen, and I know it. Jeezus flip! I needed that truck fer the weekend, eh? Hot date. Someone is gonna pay.

- Don