'The Firth of Forth' is a very good one!
'We have been flying all day long at a hundred f*****g feet...etc.
The weather it was awful f*****g rain and f******g sleet....... I'll leave the rest to your imaginations!

And again there's....
'Come on chaps! Drinks all round we've had a jolly good supper.
If a man goes out with the sergeant's wife, He's foolish not to....
Ask the general to tea, and all his family;
If he can't come then tickle his bum with a stick of celery!

Blackpool is the place for me a-fishing from a rock,
I never use my fishing line, I always use my....
Dainty little finger - so slender and so slim,
I can get all five of them inside my girlfriends....
Pockets are so useful, especially in the stalls,
For when you're tired of what's on stage,
you can fumble with your...
Money if you've got some, and if you've had some luck....
and haven't gone and spent it all having a jolly good....?????


Turkish bath [of course!!]


And so on and so forth....
Pee.