From out hyar in The West, you sound like one of them there outlaw desperadoes. First it's runnin' stop signs and the next thing ya know you'll be rustling cattle, stealing horses an' chickens, and robbin' stages and jumpin' claims. You jist TRY to git a driver's license in Idaho!

Wait. MY license is up for renewal in February and I never got a notice that the ticket for "failure to renew" was taken care of! Oh, shit....