Never comb your hair with a blowtorch. Never run through the house with scissors in your head. Never drop ice cubes into boiling oil with a shovel. Never say,"Hey, everybody... watch this!", with a firecraker in your mouth. Never take out you contacts with a razorblade. Never open for Limp Bizkit with "Michael, row the boat ashore". Never answer the question" Does this dress make me look fat" with less than great care.