Last spring, around "rollllll-up the rim" time, McDonalds shot a burger rocket over Tim's bow. They started giving coffee away free...think'in their new brew was better, and this would lure Timbit lov'in, drive-tru, half-tunners away from their double doubles.

It didn't work. Our star Timmy just squeezed old Ronald by the McNuggets and didn't loose a pay'in customer.