of course it's me asking this question..

I remember a movie about a hairy pre-modern human
where he was the last of his kind.
Us lot killed his family
and he was left wandering lonely in the vast wild landscape..

one morning he farted himself awake in complete surprise
and then just laughed himself silly..

not much has changed since then..

I do it most mornings..

so far so good, no need to see a Dr yet..


But, if farting is such an essential part of our flesh and blood being ?

when is it first recorded in a trad folk song ???