Sorry, looks like some repreated material in the first of my last post:Here is a cleaner version:

Gore is "Not the Messiah (He's a Very Naughty Boy)"

Court Case: "It was not to be"

Judge: Will you please read the charge?

Prosecuting Counsel: Is a charge strictly necessary, m'lud?

Judge: (heavy aside) The press is here.

Prosecuting Counsel: Oh sorry! Right, here we go. Al Gore you are hereby charged that you did, on or about 2002, conspired willfully and persistently to do 2 things not normally considered illegal; and that you were caught.

Judge: Defense Counsel, how does your client plied?

Defense Counsel: Not guilty.

Prosecuting Counsel: Police constable, do you recognize the defendant?

First witness: No. Never seen him before in my life. (Prosecuting Counsel nods) Oh, yes, yes he's the one. He done it. I'd recognize him anywhere, sorry.

Prosecuting Counsel: Did you see Mr. Gore do this crime?

First witness: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. (Prosecuting Counsel nods) Oh. Sorry, yes, I did.

Defense Counsel: No questions for the witness

Prosecuting Counsel: I would like to call a second witness, who was hoodwinked by Mr. Gore.

Prosecuting Counsel: Did Mr. Gore put forward a climate change theory, that you believed, that cost you money?

Second Witness: Yes, He certainly took me in, with all the Glacier and Polar bear talk and that movie.

Prosecuting Counsel: What were your damages?

Second Witness: I went out and added insulation and put new windows in my house, and bought a bigger fan. That cost me alot and Mr Gore was responsible.

Defense Counsel: No questions for the witness

Prosecuting Counsel, I call Mr. Gore.

Prosecuting Counsel: Mr. Gore, would it be fair to say that you not only made up the theory of climate change, but also perpetuated a scam to profit from it?

Mr. Gore: (modesty) That's what they say.

Prosecuting Counsel: Please answer the question

Mr. Gore: I sure did that thing.

Defense Counsel: No questions for the witness

Prosecuting Counsel: In closing, Mr. Gore led the most damnable, almost diabolic and extraordinary tangled web of environmental crime a plot so fiendish, so infernal, so heinous to dupe the population that Climate Change is real, and to profit from this lie, and that we have proven.

Defense Counsel: in closing evidence: These charges have not been proven. In view of the impeccable nature of former vice president Gore, who received a Nobel Peace prize, and was only using published science to save humanity, may I plead for clemency? With a brilliant mind like Mr. Gore, he chose to help society rather than continue to be a politician.

Judge: Guilty. Case was clearly proven. I sentence you to be burnt at the stake.

Al Gore: No, not that, it will contribute to climate change.

Defense Counsel: I give notice that I will be requesting an appeal, on the grounds that there is no offsetting carbon taxes to make up for the carbon dioxide omitted from this burning sentence.

(With generous contribution from Monty Python sketches)