I've been away for a day. Thanks to those who explained that the Greenday thing is a parody. It's a relief.

Mousethief, if one of those guys wrote something called 'American Woman,' I don't think I want to risk listening.

I visted Canada twice with my family. The climate was cool but the people were warm and friendly. I will never forget the waterfalls plunging over the cliffs on their way to Lake Superior. And the Ouimet Canyon. Google it.

What are hosers? If it's obscene, don't bother explaining.