One careful snogger maybe, what about the other 4 careLESS snoggers who had them before you!!

Hey, if you do that thing too much, do you get snoggers jipple??

Down a bit with the foot rubbbbbbbbbbbb aahhhhhhhhhhh, yes, can I get down from the wardrobe now......

Like the last phone call you take is always 5 mins before closing and they want to renew half the books written by Catherine Cookson and Barbara Cartland, on four seperate tickets, of which they only have partial numbers and the dog ate the other one.... Jeez, do I miss that NOT!!!!

Bit more rum please, my tum isn't empty but the glass is....

LTS