How silly of my gin-soaked self to have confused Bach's Stacato with a Cantina ! And mistaking Barbra Streisand for Barbara Dickson,or Dixon,or whatever ; I was thinking of the former's top-hamper & tumblehome at the time (the word "Barbra" is a sure-fire trigger for me, dammit.) At least I realise now why Southampton University, or at least La Sainte Union De Sacre Bleu, never asked me to audition for their team.