im doin it from memory so forgive me if im wrong... i asked my wife if i could go out with the boys, just a little party over at jimmy roys she said now hunny you know that i dont care but what i didnt tell her it was a 3 day affair

left over biscuts leftover ham.. leftover gravy in an old fryin pan left over coffee leftover tea now im all alone cuz shes done leftover me

i went to a dinner over at the nieghbors home seen the nieghbors wife in the kitchen all alone she was makin biscuits and i was makin time caught in the act by that little ol wife of mine