The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #131463   Message #2967378
Posted By: Young Buchan
17-Aug-10 - 04:40 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! 2.0 - Fit 2
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 - Fit 2
Just as well they're keeping it for historical purposes:

"The problem of too much drinking in a land of ice and snow
Is leaving the tent to have a piss at 48 below.
You can barely get your frozen dick out with your frozen hands,
And the piss has turned to icicles before it's passed your glans.
So stay inside your tents, lads, until the tempest's gone:
Just piss in empty bottles and put the tops back on."