Young Buchan you deserve at least two Silver BLOBS but the rules say I can only give one. This is just classic:

You can barely get your frozen dick out with your frozen hands,
And the piss has turned to icicles before it's passed your glans.

McGrath, is that original? I wasn't sure why you put it in italics and it does seem a comment on Young Buchan's song. I have a Silver BLOB on the mantle here and need to know if you deserve it!