My mom sang it like this:

There once was a man a funny little man
His name was kinko kine-a- man
His legs were tall and his feet were small
And the poor little msn couldnt walk at all
Sing ching- GA-lora, ching- GA-lora
ching- GA-lora hidey - pok- aWAY!

Why are there so many bizarre versions of this song???