The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #131527   Message #2967923
Posted By: Georgiansilver
18-Aug-10 - 12:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: The wife!!!!
Subject: BS: The wife!!!!
If you want a happy time with your other half gents... learn from this:-
You should go to a restaurant twice a week... She on Tuesdays you on Fridays.
You should sleep in separate beds... hers in USA yours in UK.
Try to always hold her hand... that way she can't shop.
When she has a mud pack tell her how good she looks.... NOT how bad she looks when the mud comes off.
Acknowledge that you married 'Miss Right' but don't tll her you didn't know her first name was 'Always'
If you don't talk to her for a long time... don't worry... it's not polite to interrupt anyway.
When she asks what's on the TV... don't answer 'Dust'
And finally... please remember that Marriage is the largest single cause of divorce!!!!