The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #131527   Message #2967955
Posted By: olddude
18-Aug-10 - 01:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: The wife!!!!
Subject: RE: BS: The wife!!!!
A elderly couple when on vacation in the Holy Land, while they were there his wife passed away. The undertaker told the man "well you can ship her home for $5,000 or you can have her buried here for $150 dollars. The man thought about it and said well I will have her shipped back home.

The Undertaker said, "I don't understand, why would you spend that kind of money, wouldn't it be nice to be buried in the Holy land?"

The man replied. " Well a long time ago,   a man died here, he was buried here, and in three days he arose again from the dead - I just can't take that chance"