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Thread #131527   Message #2967980
Posted By: katlaughing
18-Aug-10 - 01:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: The wife!!!!
Subject: RE: BS: The wife!!!!
I tend to agree with Morticia...it's old, very old crap, but in fairness:

Another oldie. A man died and was cremated. His widow sat with some of his ashes in one hand. She said to him, "Fred, ya know that diamond ring you never bought me? Well, here it is" as she held up her other hand flashing with a big diamond ring. "And," she said, "that beautiful condo in Hawaii I wanted? Got that, too, here's the deed." She held up a piece of paper indeed showing a very costly paradise home deed. Then she looked at the pile of ashes in her hand and said, "And, Fred, remember that blow job you always wanted? Here it is!" And she blew his ashes off her hand.

So, light-hearted...how many stereotypes do you want to dredge up?