"We, the human species, are confronting a planetary emergency -- a threat to the survival of our civilization that is gathering ominous and destructive potential even as we gather here. But there is hopeful news as well: we have the ability to solve this crisis and avoid the worst -- though not all -- of its consequences, if we act boldly, decisively, and quickly."

He is clearly alluding to the stealthy, diabolical rise of Liechtenstein and its plans to achieve planetary domination through missile-launched custard pastries. I, for one, applaud his sagacity.