Milion-Dollar Potty

Tune: Million-Dollar Baby
Parody lyrics by Genie

It was a throne to match my shower,
And Salinger owned it before,
I found a million-dollar potty
At the online e-Bay store.

The smell continues with some power,
And grunts are heard there near the floor
Around the million-dollar potty
That ol' JD used before.

He was writing novels
And when he had to go,
He'd keep writing novels
As inspiration flowed.

If you should need to use my toilet
Just step inside my bathroom door
And smell my million-dollar potty
From the online eBay store.