The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2968691
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
19-Aug-10 - 12:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
"I am hitting the long long trail to Halifax and points north and will spend the week incommunicado (I think) at a small arts studio up near Antigonish."

So...Chinga get tired of the heat down in Mexico? Needin' a little break in the Northland fer a bit? I think you are wise to go incommunicado, buddy, cos them rural people out that way don't take kindly to humans openly shackin' up with chimps, know what I mean? I'd be real discreet if I was you.

"I shall take photos."

You must be dumber than I thought! First off, them dirty mags like Penthouse and Hustler and Go Ape! won't publish photos of a man screwin' a chimp and they won't pay nothin' for 'em either. The only purpose them photos can assure is as confirmatory evidence when yer wife finally decides to hang yer sorry ass from the nearest lampost.

- Chongo