So what the FLIP, eh? I just flippin' looged in here fer the first time in, like, maybe a week, eh? And what do I flippin' find??? I find my own flippin' BROTHER dissin' me here and sayin' a lotta turrible stuff about ME!!!

I am flippin' a gast, eh? A gast! Or is it a gassed? Well, anywyas, I would never of flippin' be-LEEVED that a brother of mine, a borned flippin' McBride of the fambly blood would say the things he has said about ME HERE!

You lissenin' Don? It is YOU I am talkin' about here, you dirty dog! You been badmouthin' ME all over the flippin' net. You bolthole! You fliphead! I otta never have nothin' to do with you after this, eh? It is, like, sooo unfair. Where is the love, man?

I am so ticked off at my flippin' brother that I am gonna tell the hole world what a total looser he is. Number 1, he is BALD! That's right. Ha! Ha! You are flippin' bald, man. That is why you were the baseball cap all the time, eh? It sure ain't to keep yer brains in coz you ain't got none, eh? You are in deep flippin' trouble, man, coz you called the cops on me. A brother don't do that to a brother. I am writin' you outta my will. I so can't belEEV you would do that to yer own brother.

- Shane