Good one Greg, I think:

"Protest at Show of Hands Israeli-backed attack on EFDSS"

could open a competition for the best anti EFDSS headline. We could do headlines in the style of different newspapers:

Cancer link to EFDSS Morris dancing fanatics - The Daily Mail

Topless dancers sacked in EFDSS dancing scandle - See page 3 for picies - The Sun.

As for the front of the English Book of Penguin Folk Songs - I like the way the bear seems to be giving the man with the stick intelligent consideration.

L in C#