Does anyone remember this one (sung to the tune of "Bali Hai")? I can only remember the first 8 lines.

Alcatraz is waiting
On that rock in the bay
Once you're there, there's no escaping
You will stay, you will stay.

Alcatraz is calling
Hear it call through the gloom
"You don't need a reservation,
We've got room, we've got room"