My wife said, "Honey.
We're losing money.
We got some chicken,
no eggs will they lay"

Well, one day a roster
comed in our yard
and caught them chickens
right off of their guard.

They're givin' eggs now
just like they use'ter
ever since that rooster
comed in our yard.


My wife said, "Honey.
We're losing money.
We got some milk cows
no milk will they give."

Well, one day that rooster
comed in our yard
and caught those milk cows,...Wow
right off their guard.

They're givin' eggnog
in wax containers
ever since that rooster
comed in our yard.