Centiscreed (still honoring your paws & postings),

Are you bringing out the worst in me?:

"...Thong underwear..." "What's that?" said she. "A Monica flip, of course." said he,

A Monica flip, a Monica flap, The tiniest thing, the skinniest strap,

"Pop!" went the thing on her fat young thigh, - It takes far less to catch that guy's eye -

"Snap!" it sounded on her juicy haunch - And Bubba was off to his usual raunch.

Lov-el-y, lov-el-y, furry and fair, Our pre-zee-dent preyed and swizzled down there.

And where was the wifey? Where was she? The wifey cried, "Foul! Con-speary-assy!"

Certainly NOT Hedy

Monica winked; Our Commander blinked