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Thread #59418   Message #2970078
Posted By: Donuel
21-Aug-10 - 01:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
mIRACAL IN THE gULF OF meXICO


BP SCIENTISTS 'RECRUDIATE' inferior US SCIENTISTS !

With the help of Sarah Palin who pointed me in the right direction, I have learned that the oil spill was a blessing.
People have refeudiated BP claims that something wonderful is happening in the Gulf.
1/2 Gov. Sarah Palin recrudiated back reloading the "N" word and pointed to an act of God, thanks to BP, that will take back America and change the future of man/grizzly kind.

Discovered only one month ago by BP deep sea submerables and immediately made Top Secret, it is time the world knows the depth of gratitude we owe BP.
Deep in the darkest recesses of the Gulf of MExico an unanticipated event is brewing. The heating and then cooling of the mix of prehistoric oil, secret formula dispersant and a myriad of normal polutants that flow down the Mississippi, DNA has been given an unprededented challenge. The brew of chemicals, that could have never have been intentionally created by man, is giving rise to life forms that are displaying unchecked growth and immortal qualities that have only b3en seen before in jelly fish. BUT NOW every life form that comes into contact with this strange brew in the GUlf is being effected.

IF we learn how to harness this magical Gulf potion we could grow 50 foot cows, or cows with 50 feet. There are no limits to the possibilities. This wondrous azeotrope of chemicals could be used on Cheney/s heart or to extend the lifespan of Rumsfeld and Gingrich and Bill Gates for thousands of years!

But before we get ahead of ourselves regarding this gift of God and BP...

I STRONGLY SUGGEST WE GET CHONGO THE CHIMP TO PARTICIPATE
in a little experiment with this nysterious miracal Gulf azeotrope.

WE ALL NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO BP! God moves in mysterious ways and BP was only a vessel of this blessing.
mIRACAL IN THE gULF OF meXICO