Thou shalt not take umbridge, for it is just the internet.

Thou shalt not utter thy mere opinion in misleading ways to be mistaken for fact.

Thou shalt not quote statistical evidence which ultimately hath little basis or meaning, yet evoketh support from thy intended peers.

Thou shalt not forget that others may'st not share thy sparkling wit and roguish sense of humour.

Thou shalt ne'er utter the name of Hitler, as it bringeth the nutters forth from the woodwork.