Cook èm in the oven for seventeen hours. Gather them when you can touch the shells and then grind èm. Take four ZigZag papers and stick èm--the papers--together. Roll some of the ground up mixture--or ground down as the case may be--and give the joint to the dog. If he`s walkin`around next morning, reconstitute the eggs and stuff èm back in the hens. THEN, have a peanut butter sandwich. Hold the mayo.