OK Gomez - Here goes

Oh!.. the joys and frustrations of mudcat
are not for the mild and the meek
you can't always trust a posting that arrives
with it's tongue in it's cheek
when you can't find the words to a melody
that's been squirrelling round in your head
In the digi-traditional archives
Then you'll just have to start your own thread

When you think of a good name for said thread,
you post it without much delay
'Lyrics required, I've scoured the DT
but nothing would turn up today'
Then comes the inevitable answer
Which makes you feel such a geek
'The link is right here, you dimwit
I posted it myself last week'

(Copyright Gomez/Catrin productions, Sep 2000)

So, who's next?