Song Challenge! 2.0 - Fit 3

Welcome back, Challengees! This week we have a twofer, about a subject near and dear to all of our hearts -- er, bums -- ridiculously expensive toilets.

The first by way of Amergin:

Have a million dollars just lying around, and not sure what to spend it on? why not a used toilet? That's right, kids, for just a million dollars and an ebay account you can wow all your friends with the ownership of a used toilet? Now you may ask yourself what could be so special about a toilet, to cost a million bucks...does it surf the net, play video games, chess, or even wipe your ass for you? Well, no. Well, then what's so special about it? Well this toilet was owned and used by JD Salinger and if you listen and smell closely you may even hear the ruptures of gas and smell the ghostly remains of the shit that once graced this bowl. (eBay listing here)

The second from an old Challenge! of the past:

Hong Kong jewelry company Hang Fung's golden toilet is certainly not the first toilet to become a tourist attraction: New Zealanders even make a contest out of interesting public bathrooms.... But Hang Fung's golden toilet is certainly the most valuable toilet you'll ever come across, as it's made out of solid 24-carat gold. (Full story here)

Let's see what you can doo, Challengees! (like that pun? I've got a million of 'em) Get crappin' -- er, crackin'!