Yay! Quick off the mark, this week's Challengees are rarin' for some Silver BLOBs! And here they are -- a Silver BLOB to:

Young Buchan for the unfortunate:

She's piddled in her petticoatie:
Can't afford a can!

Georgiansilver for the very earthy:

Who cares who's used the thing before,
When you want to crap or pee.

as well as for the very frightening:

Imagine there's no toilet,
It's easy if you try.

Genie for the punny sequel:

You may call me party pooper,

Genie also for the TMI:

He was writing novels
And when he had to go,
He'd keep writing novels
As inspiration flowed.

and finally the great McGrath of Harlow for this grunter groaner:

I like to contemplate
The motions of the great

Holy crap! You guys rock!