Classifieds

    These classifieds actually ran in a
    Minneapolis newspaper -
    a smile for your day....
   
    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
    8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
   
    FREE PUPPIES
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog...
   
    FREE PUPPIES
    Mother, AKC German Shepherd
    Father, Super Dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
   
    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
    Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
    Better be a big reward.
   
    COWS: NEVER BRED
    Also 1 gay bull for sale..
   
    NORDIC TRACK
    $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
   
    GEORGIA PEACHES
    California grown - 89 cents/lb.
   
    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer $300.
   
    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
    Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
   
    And the best one?
   
    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.      
    Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
    needed, Got married last month. Husband knows everything.