I googled them thar acids and there ain't none. I think the PC is making this shit up an them thar UFOers is fixing ta probe Shane. Matter a fact, iffin ya google what Google asks if ya meant ta google, a bunch a sex type stuff comes up so Shane might be in fer more than a probe or two. He jus might be Prime Beefcake.

Eeeewwwww... somtimes I makes me cringe.