Ground control to Major Spaw
Commencing countdown, shut your jaw
Take your beano now and watch out for The Claw...
[THE VOICE OF SPAW...]
Here am I sitting in my outhouse...
Far below the flue...
The air is turning blue, and there's nothing I can do...
Da-da-da-dum-da-dum-da-dum-PHHHHLAAARRRRPPPP!
Da-da-da-dum-da-dum-da-dum-PHHHHLAAARRRRPPPP!
Ground control to Major Spaw
Your circuit's fried, here comes The Claw!
[THE VOICE OF SPAW...yet again]
Here am I sitting in my outhouse...
Far below the flue...
The air is turning blue, and there's nothing I can do...
Da-da-da-dum-da-dum-da-dum-PHHHHLAAARRRRPPPP!
Da-da-da-dum-da-dum-da-dum-PHHHHLAAARRRRPPPP! BHLATTT!
Oooo-oooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo (fade...)