Great news, Spaw. Now...what about getting that oversized willy of yours "cut down to size"? You've been regaling us for years with tales of how you can pee off the Golden Gate Bridge and touch the surface of San Francisco Bay with the end of it and that sort of thing. Well, that simply can't be practical. I hate to think of the physical burden it poses, not to mention the public embarrassment of having to go everywhere pushing a tarp-covered wheelbarrow around in front of you with one of those circular hose-storing fixtures mounted in it. Just bite the bullet, man, and get it done! Chop, chop. The medical profession is achieving miracles these days, you know, and you probably wouldn't feel any pain at all. ;-)