An elderly man went into a brothel and told the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looked at the ancient man and asked, 'How old are you?'

'I'm 90 years old,' he says.

'You're 90!' replied the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?'

'Oh, sorry,' said the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'

Dave Oesterreich