I would much rather find out that Glenn Beck has been caught in a compromising situation with somebody he shouldn't be compromised with. I'm not fussy about who. A male model, a Berskire pig, an illegal alien would all do, as long as it happens on a slow news day, and there's a video on UTube.

Morton Downey Junior, a despicable piece of slime who polluted the airwaves in the eighties, destroyed his own career, when he claimed to have been attacked by a gang of skinheads in a mens room somewhere. It turned out there was no attack and no skinheads, he just wanted some extra press coverage. With luck the current crop of slime will destroy themselves too.